Soap for the First Child

You just had to have your own soap.

Well, it’s only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?

Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented
Fragrance: Wintergreen
Net Weight: 6 oz